Collected haikus - Shaya Bock

Casual Miscommunication Over Pie

You’re such a fucking

Idiot! Ugh! I love you,

But shut your pie hole 

G.O.A.L.S. - GENERAL ORDINANCE AUTOMATED LEARNING SYSTEM

Listen up, class is

About to begin after

These quick messages

The Getting of Tail

Oooh ooh aah aah reach

Around the monkey, grab the

Base tight, up - down - repeat

Modern American Late Pass

Even the teacher 

Was tardy, the day after

A mild mass shooting

Hostage Negotiation Phone Call Next Door

Hello? Hello? I

Can’t tell if you’re a robot

Scammer or my son?

The Shrinkage Factor

In the pool, Jerry,

Shrinkage! Jerry I swear it

Was shrinkage. I swear!